My love life these past few days has been in “art imitates life” mode. Yes, blogfriends. My life and Bridget Jones’s life are parallel lines. What you do not know is that I was having problems with my Mark Darcy these past few months and last night was the last straw. I threw in the towel. Jher is Mark Darcy no more. I’m sorry, dear blogfriends. Some may disagree for broadcasting my sorrow but writing is how I cope. And besides, as Carrie Bradshaw said: No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends. It is THE end of an era.
Last night, as an attempt to move on, I met up with someone and I feel that I have discovered a potential new-found love. I know I will raise some eyebrows or even draw the ire of some for this but I have been with my Mark Darcy for so long that I can not seem to bear the thought of being alone anymore. And I could not help but think of the possibilities with this guy who is nothing less of passionate and sensual….
His name is…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (rolls in laughter) GOTCHA!!!!!!
Oh…my…God! I had so much fun with this. Hahahahahahaha! Jher and I were not able to meet last night because he and his officemates took their guests from Mongolia to a feast at Cabalen and a good time at Club Mwah. (can’t stop laughing! if you could just see me while typing this. hahahahahahaha!)
Anyway, since Jher and I did not have our usual Friday payday night out and celebration of our 28th month together (Yes, it’s our 28th monthsary! So, Bridget and Mark Darcy are still together in case you are still recovering from shock. Hahahahahaha!), I met up with my dear, sweet sister, Gilda. After a lackluster, overpriced dinner at Cafe Havana in Greenbelt 3 (ugh!), we decided to cap the night with hot chocolate at Max Brenner.
Yes, she was my date last night and boy did we have a blast! We got to update with each other’s life and lovelives and we just rocked the house with our laughter. To those who have met me already, they know what i mean with “rocked the house with our laughter”. Hahahahahaha! And for those who would want to meet me, be ready for a brawl and getting dragged out of the establishment by burly bouncers. (rolls in laughter)
Anyway, my sister ordered the Java Dark Chocolate with Orange Peel and I ordered the Equador Dark Chocolate with Orchid Oils served in Max Brenner’s famous Hugmugs.
One thing’s for sure, I was not kidding when I said I have met someone who is nothing less than passionate and sensual. Max Brenner is one hell of a man whom I have placed in my “People Whom I Would Love to Meet” list. He invites us to “watch, smell, taste, and feel his love story” which he successfully does with all of his concoctions. It reminded me of Laura Esquviel’s main character, Tita de la Garza, in “Like Water for Chocolate” where the people who eat the food she cooks are able to feel and absorb the wave of emotions she had while preparing it. The same experience with Max Brenner, dahlins. I felt him in every sip I made of the hot chocolate. (shudders) Okay, before this turns into soft porn (hahahahaha!), I hope you could go there and experience the Max Brenner Chocolate Culture. If you are a passionate, expressive, and sensual person as I am, you will know what I mean. Everything about the Max Brenner experience is purposive: the small intimate tables, the visual of melted chocolate being churned and mixed, the hugmugs…everything is about sensuality and savouring. Ugh! Enough! Just go there! I assure you, I will bring my Mark Darcy there soon…
I love you all! Cheers to passion and being swept away… 🙂
Bridget Jones Is A Man 
(((TALK ABOUT BEING A TEASE!!!!))) Kakapikon ka.. you got me with this one.. eto tuloy ako, may I go to Bridget’s blog to get the real score about this “sad” bit. Best actress ka talaga! Buti na lang love kita kung hinde…. Hmph! (Kukurutin kita sa s—–!)
hahahahaha! lam mo naman ako, lover of attention! luv u as well, mare! hugs!
Nauto ako! Aaaaagh!
Oh Gawd! Tsokolate lang pala, kala ko kung ano nah! Anyways, everything about the “bald man” spells E.X.P.E.N.S.I.V.E. 🙂
Have a great weekend, bro…
god you got me too! I was thinking of writing “sorry to hear about it” until I read the part of Max Brenner. You are such a tease!
sasabihin ko na sana maldita ka.
pero sasabihin ko pa din. maldita ka.
hahahahhaaha. tae.
My gadz! I actually fell for it! Hahaha! Kulit mo, sistah-gurl! 😀
Max Brenner is such a great place to relax and indulge in some yummy chocolate. My favourite is the milk chocolate suckao and the strawberry white chocolate float.
Congratulations on your anniversary.
Hi BJ,
Going strong, eh. Go for Max, it sounds like Mark anyway if you have lisp.
Village Tickler
babe,
pramis kahit ako ninerbyos. hahahahahah as in sa blog ko malalaman na pinalitan mo ko? panalo yon. wabyu! buti ka pa may ka date ng anniv natin, habang ako’y puro bilat at kagurangan with mongoloids in tow. 😛
Di ko agad na dig kung sino si Max Brenner. Utuin ba daw.
Cafe Havana at Greenbelt 3? Sounds obligatory to visit there, di ko lang alam kung san ang Greenbelt.
ade: hahahahahaha!
snglguy: bro, sa totoo lang, it’s just like starbucks. so why go to starbucks if you can have a more awesome drink at Max Brenner, di ba? try it lang. hoy, my sister and i ended up in cafe havana coz we cant find Cafe Mediterranean. san ba yun?
chase: i love a good tease… (smiles naughtily)
jennie: sis!!! oh, i will try those the next time i visit. had to go for the choco drink since we had heavy dinner. need to pace, dahlin. hahahahaha!
villagetickler: thanks for dropping by, VT! it sounds like VD noh? hehehehe.
jher: di bale. balita ko, dako ang tutoy uy! hahahaha!
k: oh no. there are lots of better restaurants, dahlin. don’t go there. jher and i will take you around once you get back and i’m not out of town. 🙂
Bruha ka talaga Bridgette ha. Imbis maawa ako sa yo , naiinis na lang tuloy. Tse!
Regards ke Mark Darcy!
I LOVE Max Brenner. All that sensual chocolate is a feast for the senses. Kaloka.
nakakainis ka!!!! hmph! bigla ko rin chineck blog ni jher in case may post din sya…hehe…
Hi BJ.
At least VT complements with your BJ when it sounds like VD…
Hahaha!
Village Tickler
punyemas. kinabahan ako. title pa lang, kakalungkot. akala ko true.
halika rito at mapingot ka.
Kalokah! Akala ko mababawasan na ng love teams sa mundo. Buti naman hindi.
SNP, hulaan ko kung saan sa GB3 kayo lumapok. Nagsisimula ba ang nemsung ng restaurant sa letrang “P”?
powtah ka!!!!!! malandyi ka!!! at eto akong nag-iisip na ng sasabihin dahil hindi ako makapaniwalang wala na kayo. pero day… nagsuspetsa pa rin ako kasi ang banner mo, andun pa rin ang picture nyo ng jowa. siempre kapag nag-break, ang unang tsinutsugi eh ang mga pictures sa internet na magkasama. heheheheh
pero wagi ka, ang galing mo! breast actress!!!! kaloka!
*throws a teacup at you but you duck so it hits the wall and breaks into a thousand pieces*
So nakakalokatalaga! First time kong magdrop sa blog mo in months tapos ganun ang mababasa ko!?!?!! Syet! Ahahahha!!!
I dated the financial whatever eklat of Max Brenner before so may mga apparatus siya sa unit niya, and he would melt for me chocolate tapos lagay sa milk. Sarap sarap.
ay, hindi totoo? bakit?
(ayan, sana napikon ka din! kainis. aaargghhhh!)
jerome, your break-up fantasy is best left to be psychoanalyzed 😀
…meron bang max brenner na sugar free?
Alam mo bang alam ko agad na inookray mo lang kami. Never kong isipin na may problem kayo ni Mark Darcy kasi sobrang mahal niyo ang isa’t isa laluna lately at lagi kayong magkahiwalay.
Sarap ng chocolates, bigla tuloy akong naglaway. Minsan nga makapunta diyan sa Max Brenner at malay mo ma-meet ko rin si Kojac (hehehe).
Do they still have this spicy mexican chocolate? I love this. It’s like hot choco with siling labuyo. Hehehe 🙂
P*KI mo! 😛 kaazar akala ko totoo na. hahaha! ni-nervous ang lolo mo ha.