Madonna is a Man…and I am Her?

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL FROM ME AND MY FAMILY…

 To continue…

No, no, no!  I will not change the title of this blog, dahlins.  It represents what I will do for next year.  2007 for Bridget Jones is about RE-INVENTION.  Let me tell you about this years looks vis-a-vis my experiences:

My Baguio Get-away with Jher sporting black-rimmed glasses and in grasscut hair. Still crazy, emotera, and very much in love with husband. (giggles)

               

Different dates with husband, different looks and moods.

  Wash and wear hair, tired from walking in mall of asia.

  Shellane hairstyle (hehehe), in black-rimmed glasses, still makulit and annoying husband to do “something” with me while at the smoking lounge of robinson’s manila.

  Seattle’s Best Smoking Area, Digital Exchange Glorietta, flirting with husband, in my professional, yuppy image:  hair to one side, white denim jacket and moss green shirt.

  Tweetums in a flesh knit t-shirt while on our first REAL Indian restaurant date at Swagat, Rada St. Legaspi Village, Makati City.  You have to try it, dahlins.  Not being pa-tweetums, silly!  Swagat Indian Cuisine! Hmph.

  Really working on having sex with husband that night at Bali Blends, Megastrip.  Spiked hair, red knitted vest over a white shirt, and just really working to get some that night…hehehe

  Been loving red in 2006.  Nerdy in a red shirt at Alabang Town Center, post-Milenyo date with husband.  See the tree cutters in the background?  Pensive mood, profoundly thinking of Milenyo and a very important question:  WHY ARE WE ON A DATE, WALANG KURYENTE NGA PALA SA MGA MALL???  hahahaha!

Bridget Jones is a Goat

Yes, one of the major changes in my look this year is the decision to maintain a goatee.  I actually liked it.  Makes me feel sexy and more…well, manly.  Hahahaha!  To balance the fact that I am a screaming Faggot Isidro?  (rolls in laughter)

    This is Keith (or Kitoy as he is fondly called).  He inspired me to maintain a goatee.  He is my crush coz he is the cutest thing!  (not to mention that tongue! ugh. *shudders” hahahahaha!  Lagot na naman ako kay husband.)

Bridget Jones:  A Bitch in the Beach 

My favorite pictures taken by my fag hag, Nilda, at Samal Island, donning an all-white ensemble.  I felt effervescent and ethereal during our stay there.

   

Self-portraits Taken During Milenyo

    

Milenyo brought humility to me when it stripped me off the comforts brought about by electricity.  But after I discovered that a power blackout can provide dramatic lighting for photos, I became a diva again and shot self-protraits of me.  Hahahahaha!  This is me in my natural state (with manipulated lighting of course. hahahaha)

Bridget Jones and Babies

The latter part of the year was about thoughts on having my own child brought about by these pictures. (hmph, leche! hahahaha!)

  

 Bridget’s Obsession Over Cowboy Hats and Masks

  Bought this cowboy hat in Davao.  Oh you wouldn’t wanna know WHY i bought this hat. (smiles naughtily)

  Attended the Halloween Ball organized by Bed.  Found the black, white, and silver mask at Victoria Plaza in Davao and I paired it with an all-white ensemble, black flip-flops, and a string of tri-color pearls.  I was smashing, dahlins. 🙂

      This is the ensemble I wore when I hosted the company christmas party.  Loved the hat when I laid eyes on it!  Very Queer as Folk.  Now you have a glimpse of how I upstaged everyone during the party.  Hahahaha! Eksenedora talaga, diva?

2006 was about solid colors and vertical stripes

You know why.  I am fat.  As of January 31, 2006, I am officially 192 lbs. and 5 feet 9-and-a-half inches tall.  So, solid colors and vertical stripes help me with the illusion of tall and just-right-lean…

  Mother’s day at TGIF, wearing my favorite Prada shirt.

  Despedida at Bubba Gump with mom, sister, and her boyfriend.  This is my favorite picture of me.  If not for the plump cheeks, I can pull off the illusion.

  Me in a gray Gap knit turtleneck shirt while running a training.

    Me in a striped shirt with Mau Marcelo and channel 5’s Jove Francisco during Big Band night of Philippine Idol.

FOR 2007, Bridget Jones will evolve further into a better person.  Starting with…

  HIGHLIGHTS!!!

I am so officially a fcuking homosexual…(rolls in laughter)

I can’t wait for 2007.  Happy New Year, blogfriends!  Thank you for sharing this year with me.  Hugs and Kisses to everyone!