Little, errrr, BIG Miss Bridget
Took her pants from the rack
Was confused when Mark Darcy was pointing at something
Miss Bridget saw this biiiiig spider
It crawled all over her
And both Miss Bridget and Mark Darcy screamed like fcuking queens…
that’s the same fcuking spider…and it’s the actual size, my blogfriends. uuuggghhh!