Little Miss Muffet, 2006 version – A Gay Nursery Rhyme

Little, errrr, BIG Miss Bridget

Took her pants from the rack

Was confused when Mark Darcy was pointing at something

Miss Bridget saw this biiiiig spider

It crawled all over her

And both Miss Bridget and Mark Darcy screamed like fcuking queens…


that’s the same fcuking spider…and it’s the actual size, my blogfriends.  uuuggghhh!

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38 Responses to Little Miss Muffet, 2006 version – A Gay Nursery Rhyme

  1. Hahahaha!

    I saw one like that but bigger, as big as a platito. My gosh. Eto pa, sa loob pa ng car! Luma na kasi yung car ng tito ko. Gumapang sa may sandalan sa likod… Eh dun din ako nakaupo sa likod. I turned pale… Que horror! Pero cool lang si Mr Spider. Gapang gapang lang siya. Hanggang umabot siya sa floor. At dun ko siya dinikdik gamit ang Coleman jug ni tito. Buti na lang maraming yelo ang jug.

  2. K says:

    “Screamed like fooking queens”. LOL. Para kayong version ng The Hilton sister.

    Ms Bridge, Merry Xmas, padala ka naman ng bibingka sa HK.

  3. snglguy says:

    No shit! It’s THAT big?? So did you both scare it away with your screams? LOL 😀

  4. atticus says:

    ahem, ahem, ahem. matapos mo akong pagtawanan…ako naman ang tatawa sa iyo. hahaha!

    teka, anong ginawa niyo sa spider? sinampal niyo ba ng tsinelas? o hinintay niyong pumasok si inday para siya ang pumatay?

  5. jcdaclison says:

    housewife wannabee: icky di ba? charing…lol

  6. Icky? It’s Above and Beyond Icky. I totally hate spiders. And my gawd. Your illustration of the spider has huge fangs. I bet the spider who had that artwork commissioned is pretty insecure.

  7. chase says:

    My god that is so big. I like to squash it. lol. Anyway, i dig your new header. hehehe

  8. jcdaclison says:

    K: hilton sister? isa lang talaga? ching. hahahaha!

  9. jcdaclison says:

    snglguy: meet atticus…

    atticus: meet snglguy…

    (smiles naughtily)

  10. jcdaclison says:

    housewife wannabee: naku, mare. it is beyond ickiness… it is really that big. and it was a scene from a comedy film (along came a spider? chos)… buti na lang, Jher didn’t pick up a tennis racket and beat me to death…lol

  11. jcdaclison says:

    chase: thanks, chas! i love the banner too. in fairness, i thought of the color distribution so that the eye will travel… hugs and kisses!

  12. ade says:

    We have that crawling all over the house during rainy season. And it’s bigger. 😛

  13. Dylan Gozum says:

    Ano bang kabaklaan yan, Ateng?! Chos!

    Funniness ang post na ito. Made me smile at 2 AM while at work today (Monday).

  14. jher says:

    Ugh. Grossness. 😛

  15. Schizo says:

    Lola, ang funny ha. LOL!

    Btw, you need not go on a diet or work-out like I do. You are beautiful just the way you are. 😉

  16. manilenya says:

    ganyan kalaki as in?? waaaaaahh ang lakeeeeeeeee katakot yan mare waaahhhh!

  17. ladybug says:

    Hahahaa….saw a spider that big in my room early this year. Good thing I wasn’t pregnant then. I was screaming like crazy. Good thing hubby was at home that moment. He caught the spider and flushed it down the toilet….hahaha. Knight in shining armor kumabaga…

  18. ie says:

    i don’t know if i can deal with that. i am certain, however, that i will probably have a similar reaction if a cockroach crawling on a wall decides to flex his ego and flies towards me.

  19. atticus says:

    jerome, me spider ako. gusto mo? 🙂

  20. jcdaclison says:

    schizo: oh, honey! thanks you for that line from Bridget Jones! truly the essence of me. basta, my going to the gym or on a diet is a personal choice and not a reaction from societal pressures or to the numerous negative reactions to my being a chubelita…

  21. jcdaclison says:

    ade: i hope you did not scream like a queen…like a king lang sana…or a prince… 🙂

  22. jcdaclison says:

    dylan: your welcome, sweetie! mwah!

  23. jcdaclison says:

    nalen: as in, mare. super crawling sya all over me kaya hindi ko agad napagpag! haaay…

  24. jcdaclison says:

    ladybug: buti ka pa. may knight in shining armor. ang aking asawa, mas malakas pa tumili sa kin…lol

  25. jcdaclison says:

    ie: if it was a cockroach, i would have died instantly. trulash yan, gurl…

  26. jcdaclison says:

    atticus: ay. ayaw ko nga. sige na nga. hindi na ko manunukso kahit kailan. sana sasabihin ko pa naman.. (cue safeguard commercial: “uuuuy! i smell romance… lol) luv yah, mare!!!!

  27. Lyka Bergen says:

    Leche! Spider lang takets ka na! Ching! Pinatay ba ang spider?

  28. ade says:

    No I did not scream… just, um… shouted.

  29. reminds me of this freaky snack i saw in cambodia. bilaos of them here.

  30. atticus says:

    kahit kailan mare, nakakatuwa ka. ngayon lang ako nakakita ng dalawang taong takot na takot sa spider.

  31. redjeulle says:

    weird, but i’m not afraid of spiders and roaches as long as they’re not touching me. but throw me an earthworm anytime and i’ll be comatose from fright. so ano na ang sentensya ng spider?

  32. jcdaclison says:

    lyka: bakla… yun lang. bakla lang. hahahaha.

  33. jcdaclison says:

    ade: of course… 🙂

  34. jcdaclison says:

    wilfredo pascual: critters for snacks! i have to suggest that in one of our trainings. LOL

  35. jcdaclison says:

    atticus: actually, i have a fear of cockroaches. spiders i can take. cockroaches, i fcuking freeze.

  36. jcdaclison says:

    redjeulle: syempre dinurog sya sa hambalos ng tsinelas ni jher. i leave it to your imagination what he was saying while annihilating the spider. lol

  37. br0wn_c0w says:

    Ekkkk!! Scary ugly thing!!!

  38. loco angelus says:

    am arachnophobic.
    eew, eew, eew! i hate spiders!!!

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