Do you think moaning during sex is essential to add flavor to and spice up something very primal? Do men moan during sex? I know I do… (smiles naughtily) Hmmm…the last one is a real question for The Man Blog…hi, guys!
Very profound questions, the answer to which may have a large impact on the problem of the
Philippines. But the question is not just about whether we moan or not—its about HOW WE MOAN…(rolls in laughter)
Okay, guys…let’s do this. I found this clip in You Tube and I was laughing out loud. This is supposed to be taken from THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES which I failed to watch when it was staged here in the Philippines. I bet it was reaaaally fun. Apparently, there are different ways to moan. Uh-huh. 20 ways actually (I can’t make out of the other moan as mentioned in the clip). These were demonstrated by female actors (I envied those biatches so much! I should do it and I know it would be a hit. Hahahaha) but I think some men also might have done some of it (definitely not the first three):
- The Clit Moan
- The Vagina Moan
- The Combo Clit-Vagina Moan
- The “Almost” Moan (might have done this unconsciously with a lousy partner)
- The “Right-on-it” Moan (did this)
- The Elegant Moan (pa-tweetums? Toni? Hahahaha!)
- The “Lost” Moan (hahahaha! Done this a loooot of times)
- The Jewish Moan
- The African Moan
- The Irish Catholic Moan
- The Mountain Top Moan
- The Baby Moan
- The Doggie Moan (snglguy? Hahahahaha!)
- The Uninhibited Militant Bisexual Moan (duke? Hahahaha!)
- The Machine Gun Moan (duke? Atticus? Hahahaha!)
- The Tortured Zen Moan
- The Diva Moan (did this…a number of times. Hahahaha!)
- The College Moan
- The Surprise Triple Orgasm Moan
Enjoy! Don’t forget to answer the questions ha? Hahahaha!
I hate it when husband’s away…kung anu-ano tuloy naiisip ko…hmph.
it’s called POSITIVE moan. puro yes. walang machine gun. baka magamit ko pa at maitutok ko sa mga crush ko at bigla akong makapag-asawa. hahaha!
hahaha this is soooo funny. I hope they will port Vagina Monologues here.
Gee, I don’t know, I seem to have forgotten. Been a long time since I’ve had one. 😀
atticus – a positive moan? syempre dapat meron ding negative moan? at combo positive-negative moan devah? hahahahaha! bakla, na-mental image ko. hahahahaha!
chas – i know! i hope monique wilson does a re-run on V-day.
snglguy – (jaw drops) no, no, no…a handsome, smart, witty, single guy like you in his mid-thirties (naks) should be enjoying decent and indecent proposals! we gotta get you some play, dawg. i don’t want another fallen angel from the kingdom of straight guys. hahahahaha!
17# The Diva Moan (did this…a number of times. Hahahaha!) ‘Nieta.
Wala bang “The Name Calling Moan”? har har har! ‘Nieta Sunday ngayon…
Ugh! Try mid-forties. And too bad I don’t look like Robert Redford, I might have gotten my share of indecent proposals. Huhuhuhu. 😀
Hahahaha galing ng scene na ‘to! I saw it when it was staged here. It was hilarious!
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Um, Steel? Answer the question. Do I moan?
Babe, you know men moan during sex. We moan a lot don’t we? Hahahahahahh! I miss you and I can’t wait till we moan again! 😛
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I’m a man & i moan a lot wen i do it wit mi galfrnd, & it kind of make our sex interesting…
The topics great,Im still 15,I learned a lot!hehe
Not that I’m impressed a lot, but this is more than I expected when I stumpled upon a link on Delicious telling that the info here is quite decent. Thanks.
I like moaning when I am jumped on
why does a girl call the boy`s name when kissing or doing sexual intercourse